$PITCH DECK = BUY & HOLD
PRODUCT = MARKETCAP
GUINESS WORLD RECORD FOR smallest pitchdeck in the world
OUR PITCH DECK IS HACK
Not a big fancy PowerPoint. Not a 100-slide death march.
Just one slide, one message, one rule
$PITCH DECK = BUY & HOLD
Do You Feel It
Yep. That’s literally it.
🚀 Be Early! You rip the Rewards 🌟
$PITCH Will Beat 99% of Internet Capital Market Coins 💥
Most tokens still have to build.
They need to deliver a product, fix bugs, chase users, hire teams, pay salaries…
...and survive the brutal path of startup growth.
But not us.
No delays. No stress. No broken promises.
Our pitch deck is already done.
No product to wait for. No revenue targets.
While others are still trying to build, we’re already beating the market.
Why $PITCH?
Marketcap = The Utility
| Marketcap | Multiplier |
|---|---|
| $10K | 2x |
| $100K | 20x |
| $250K | 50x |
| $500K | 100x |
| $1M | 200x |
| $2.5M | 500x |
| $5M | 1000x |
| $50M | 10,000x |
| $100M | 20,000x |
| $1B | 200,000x |
$PITCH is not an investment.
It’s a meme. A joke. A social experiment.
No product. No team. No promises.
Just a deck — and a token.
You can lose everything.
We’re not raising capital.
We’re not responsible for gains, losses, or identity crises.